Amazon (almost) ruined my Mum's Christmas
That's a minor overstatement, but I'm sticking with it.
We all know Amazon had trouble shipping things this year, mainly due to the weather. They're big and important, but they don't control clouds, so I'll forgive them that.
I ordered my mum a lovely Kindle, a present she was sure to appreciate. It arrived late (3.30pm on Christmas Eve), despite me paying for next-day delivery. Because it arrived so late, I didn't have time to wrap it, so I planned to do that at my parents house shortly before the big hand over.
So, I opened the City Link delivery bag and this is what I found. Unbelievable:
The box was covered in mud. It was dripping wet, and it didn't smell good. Luckily, it hadn't damaged the Kindle.
Obviously, I didn't give it to my mum in the box. That would have suggested some kind of festive dirty protest.
It seems that some conscientious person dropped the box in a puddle, river or toilet and left it there for a while until it soaked up some extra Christmas cheer. They then decided that "it'll be alright" and popped it in the delivery bag.
Anyway, Amazon, I want a refund on my delivery charge, a grovelling apology, and some kind of voucher.
Thanks in advance and lots of festive love,
Phil Jeffs (Order #: 203-2023868-2649162)
